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What do you do at a stop sign? It depends on how you interpret the stop sign.
What does a liberal Christian do at a stop sign?
A liberal Christian would conclude that the word stop was never uttered by Jesus himself
but it belongs to a later period.
What does a post modernist deconstructionist do at a stop sign?
A post modernist would deconstructionist the sign and end the tyranny of the north south traffic.
What does a Catholic do at a stop sign?
A Catholic cannot understand the stop sign apart from Rome.
What does a Lutheran or a Presbyterian do at a stop sign?
He will stop if someone before him stopped.
What does an Evangelical fundamentalist do at a stop sign?
He will look up "stop" in the dictionary and then force his passengers out of the car.
What does a heathen do at a stop sign?
He will do whatever he wants.
What does a Jew do at a stop sign?
He will take another route altogether so that he does not risk breaking the law.
What does an esteemed seminary professor do at a stop sign?
He will assume that the "stop" sign was copied from a hypothetical "Q" sign.
What does an agnostic do at a stop sign?
He doesn't know if the sign exists and will act as if it doesn't.
What does a charismatic do at a stop sign?
He will lay hands on the sign to cast out the demons of traffic.
What does a legalist do at a stop sign?
He will take the text literally and wait for the sign to tell him to go.
(Source: Bob Enyart Live Radio Program, aired May 6, 2009).
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