On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two SepentDoves...
12 Days of Christmas ToL Style
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A PlastikBuddah-the-pear-wasn't-picked-from-a-pear
tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two SepentDoves...
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three
Freeli'-baked-hens-in-a-lightforce-energy...
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four Alate_One-calling-all-dohdoh-birds
to worship me...
Five golden rings,
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six of
Syedlitz77's-wives-a-laying...
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Godrulz-a-swimming-upstream...
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine HC ladies dirty dancing... 
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten JWStipple's-leaping-to-conclusion-that the Bible is manmade...
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven Pierec's-piping-no-trinity...
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love
gave to me, twelve Granite's drumming-drum-up-a-new-thread... 
...bring it home...
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "Serpentdove's posts in this thread made me laugh. Not because they were funny, but they reminded me of that one old person in Church when everyone else is clapping together they are clapping opposite to what everyone else is clapping."
I'm tempo-challenged.
