Do Tacked-on Chicken Tails Tell How T-rex Walked?  By Dr. Elizabeth Mitchell

International Business Times: Walk Like A Dinosaur: Scientists Put Fake Tails On Chickens To Study How T. Rex Might've Moved

Scientists velcroed wood-‘n’-clay tails onto chickens to reverse-engineer dinosaur-to-bird evolution. Really.

How did T. rex walk? Scientists have studied its supposed modern cousin—the chicken—to find out. And since the chicken doesn’t have a bulky theropod tail, they decided—like the Grinch in need of a reindeer—to supply it with one.

Fossils Don’t Walk

To learn how theropods walked, scientists chose a living model to represent them. The quality of their conclusions depends upon the suitability of their model. Their choice, unfortunately, was based on the widespread claim that dinosaurs evolved into birds.

In “Walking Like Dinosaurs: Chickens with Artificial Tails Provide Clues about Non-Avian Theropod Locomotion,” researchers from the University of Chile and the University of Illinois at Chicago write, “By experimentally manipulating the location of the center of mass in living birds, it is possible to re-create limb posture and kinematics inferred for extinct bipedal dinosaurs.” From their “more nuanced understanding of the relationship between form and function in dinosaur evolution,” they also believe they know how bird legs evolved from theropod legs.

Coats and Tails

Tails were crafted from wooden sticks and modeling clay and then velcroed to an elastic coat. Chicks were raised wearing them. Tails matched body length and weighed 15% of each chicken’s body weight. This was the body:tail ratio that seemed to best mimic theropods. Tails were adjusted as the chickens grew. Each chicken’s altered center of gravity was estimated based on the center of gravity of the tail assembly.

One control group lived an unfettered life. A second control group wore lead-weighted coats that did not alter the birds’ natural balance point. Chickens were encouraged to exercise as much as possible.

Cock-of-the-Walk

When grown, these physically fit chickens were videoed as they walked and the footage analyzed. Birds ordinarily keep their femurs—which are inside their bodies—fairly horizontal, hunkering down a bit and walking from the knees using primarily the hamstring muscles. The researchers expected the altered center of gravity to prompt the birds to walk less hunched, to put more thigh movement into each step, and to thereby alter the position of the femur.

Angles between the various lower limb bones were measured and the relative orientation of the bones assessed from videos. Actually, this assessment was indirect, since a chicken’s femur and knee are hidden inside its body.

The tail-heavy chickens, compensating for their back-shifted center of gravity, leaned forward as they walked. They leaned forward enough that the femur was in a more vertical position. (See the illustration with color-coded bones. Weighted control birds also leaned forward, but the researchers judged it not enough to count.) “These results indicate a shift from the standard bird, knee-driven bipedal locomotion to a more hip-driven locomotion,” like that of dinosaurs, the researchers wrote. They suggest further research on hatchlings could reverse engineer the evolutionary process, demonstrating how theropods evolved into birds.

The Emperor’s New Clothes

To keep from falling on their backsides, these birds walked with their bodies and their thighs—anchored inside the body—tipped forward. The team concluded that evolution from dinosaurs to birds once produced the opposite effect, prompting evolving dinosaurs to crouch back more and begin walking from their knees-down using their hamstrings, until evolution eventually enclosed the bird thigh within the body. (This of course is presumably why fried chicken thighs are so much meatier than scrawny drumsticks. Thank you, evolution.) But in truth the ability of these chickens to shift their weight, adjust their walk, and keep their balance tells us nothing about their supposed evolutionary ancestors.

The chickens didn’t mind their coats and tails. “Indeed, subjects got used to the coats and artificial tails and behaved as normal.” But then, that’s not the point, is it? In fact, even the point that these birds were able to accommodate their hindmost handicap by walking in whatever way it took to keep their balance isn’t the point.

The point is that the skeletal anatomy of birds and theropods is not the same. The hips are not the same. The thighs and legs are not the same. Defining what adjustments would be needed to transition one of these designs into the other does not show that such a thing ever could or did happen.

Undercutting the Dinosaur-Bird Link

A T. rex’s femur (thigh bone) was located beneath its trunk where it would have been able to move freely. A bird’s femur is inside its body, where it anchors air sacs essential to the bird’s unique respiratory process. The attachment keeps the bellows-like air sacs from collapsing until skeletal movements compress them to supply the bird with fresh air and oxygen.

“This is fundamental to bird physiology,” said Oregon State University zoologist Devon Quick. “The position of the thigh bone and muscles in birds is critical to their lung function, which in turn is what gives them enough lung capacity for flight.”⁴

Believing birds co-evolved alongside dinosaurs rather than descending from them, John Ruben, coauthor of “Cardio-Pulmonary Anatomy in Theropod Dinosaurs: Implications From Extant Archosaurs” in the 2009 Journal of Morphology, said, “Birds are found earlier in the fossil record than the dinosaurs they are supposed to have descended from. That's a pretty serious problem, and there are other inconsistencies with the bird-from-dinosaur theories. But one of the primary reasons many scientists kept pointing to birds as having descended from dinosaurs was similarities in their lungs. However, theropod dinosaurs had a moving femur and therefore could not have had a lung that worked like that in birds. Their abdominal air sac, if they had one, would have collapsed. That undercuts a critical piece of supporting evidence for the dinosaur-bird link. A velociraptor did not just sprout feathers at some point and fly off into the sunset.”⁴

The problem with dissimilarity of skeletal structure even goes beyond the fact that birds and theropods kept their thigh bones in different places. These animals also pointed the opening of their pelvic bones in opposite directions. The theropod pelvis⁵ opens toward the front, as it does in modern reptiles and in mammals. The bird’s pubic opening is directed toward its back.

Pinning a tail on a chicken is certainly creative, but the starting assumption on which this experimental design is based—the idea that birds evolved from dinosaurs—fails on two counts.

First of all, animals reproduce and vary only within their created kinds. This biological observation is consistent with biblical history, for Genesis 1 says God created animals “after their kinds.” He made all kinds of fully functional birds just one day before He created the land animals, which would have included dinosaurs.

Second, anatomically, the walking-parts of the bird and theropod skeletons are not even similar. Far more than absence of a big tail separates birds from theropods. Video¹ of a chicken strutting along wearing a coat and a tail resembling a plumber’s helper is fun to watch, but the science doesn’t stand serious scrutiny.

The Bible explains the origin of birds. It is no surprise that God’s design for birds includes a femur position that not only makes the bird’s uniquely efficient breathing system possible but also is positioned to allow a walking bird to keep its balance.