The Great Hijack Thread

When predator used xenomorph acid to mark Alexa's face (AVP), this practice would have been forbidden by Jews due to its association with pagan rituals.

Response to comment [from other]:  "Ad hominem."

Did I say he shaved the dreadlocks?

 

Is this squirrel related to TH?

 

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear (Isa 53:1).

Response to comment [from a Catholic]:  "...[T]hat will not save this thread."

Works will not save you (Psa. 49:7, 8; Psa. 127:1, 2; Eccl. 1:14; Isa. 43:26; Isa. 57:12; Isa. 64:6; Ezek. 7:19; Ezek. 33:12–19; Dan. 9:18; Matt. 5:20; Luke 17:7–10; Luke 18:9–14; Acts 13:39; Rom. 3:20–31; Rom. 4:1–8 vs. 9–22.; Rom. 8:3; Rom. 9:16, 31, 32; Rom. 11:6; 1 Cor. 13:1–3; Gal. 2:16, 19, 21; Gal. 3:10–12, 21 vs. 1–29.; Gal. 4:9–11; Gal. 5:2, 4, 6, 18; Gal. 6:15; Eph. 2:8, 9; Phil. 3:3–9; Col. 2:20–23; 2 Tim. 1:9; Tit. 3:4, 5; Heb. 4:3–10; Heb. 6:1, 2; Heb. 9:1–14; Jas. 2:10, 11).

"...It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size...Could you hurry Sir? ... Some how I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes ..."

Is this man being conned?

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  "This may be the worst recipe thread ever."

RaisyCakes will help you with that (Hos 3:1). She's so motherly and pious --except that one thing...

TH, are you sober today? I've got this great banana/Nutella crepe recipe but it calls for banana rum. We wouldn't want you to fall of the wagon.

"Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."

Classic.

Do you have a can of tomato soup to throw at Glenn Beck?

The Great Hijack Thread