MAD but I'm not Pre-Trib
Jesus isn't a wife beater (Lk 21:36).
I would prefer a pre-trib rapture...
[Trump, trumpets] ...[I]n Revelations happens at the last trump...
The last trump (1 Co 15:52 KJV) is not trumpet judgments (Re 8:7). 1 Corinthians was written in about 50AD; Revelation in about 90AD.
...What a wonderful loving God we have who whisks all the faithful away so millions of others can die from falling planes and speeding cars that are turned into unguided missiles!They can repent. We are his church. We have the victory now over: the world, the flesh and the devil (2 Co 5:7).
Tribulation saints pick up the baton where we left
off (1
Thess 4:16).
I just ask that they make my bed daily--left 'em a
little mint on my pillow (1
Co 9:24).
The dirty rats hide in the sand. Lk 21:26 That's for them not us.
Maybe we use the 7 years of Israel's tribulation to protect our families who don't know Christ...
It will only be harder then (Re 20:4).
...[W]e might minister to the elect of Israel...
There is no
we.
We are gone.
Those Jews who will believe at that time are sealed. They evangelize the world (Re
7:4).
They don't listen to us.
Haven't you noticed?
Ro 11:25 They will listen to Moses and Elijah (Mal
4:6).
...Show them all the prophecy Jesus fulfilled to the letter...
They aren't grabbing your hem. They're grabbing the hem of a Jew (Zech 8:23).
[Rapture] LOL. The golden parachute for the church, what a load of bunk. Did God rapture out the faithful who were mauled by lions in the arenaJesus said in the world you will have tribulation (Jn 16:33). You haven't had tribulation? Mt 10:17, 2 Thess 2:3. How many people hate you because of Jesus Christ? Mt 10:22
...[A]n unborn knows not right from wrong.A baby knows it's wrong when his mother is killing him (2 Ti 3:3 KJV, Ro 1:31 KJV).
Talk about reading notions into the passages...