Opposite Day

 

Post something opposite of what you would normally say.

I'll start:

 

[Complimenting me] Originally Posted by oatmeal View Post "Your post is good."

Thank you, friend. I live to seek love and admiration from you today.

Response to comment [from an atheist]: "Serpentdove has good ideas for threads.  Serpentdove has ideas.  Serpentdove has thoughts."

Jn 15:19

I Wanna Talk About Me - Toby Keith

Response to comment [from a Jew]: "Seprentdove's posts never want me make me vomit."

2 Pe 2:22

 

Re 12:11

Star Trek All Hands Abandon Ship

Response to comment [from a Christian]: [Serpent Dove posts never want me make me vomit.] "I'm not sure of what you mean.  "sky never takes anything seriously"."

I'm not sure what Dena means either.  I'm guessing it was important.

Response to comment [from other]: "This is a great thread."

Perhaps I did not explain the rules clearly enough.

"You did not explain the rules clearly enough for this worthless thread."

It is moving along swimmingly because I (rather than Knight ) posted it. Luke 14:10

"Do you mean the opposite?"

No.

Response to comment [from a Christian]: ...er, I mean

You are in a round room with two doors. One door leads to a lion and the other door leads to a princess. There are two guards standing at each of the doors. One guard tells nothing but lies and the other guard tells nothing but the truth. You do not know which guard is in front of which door. You may as one question and one question only. What question do you ask to get to the door that leads to the princess?

Response to comment [from a Christian]: "Great post godrulz!"

I'm a big fan of his, too.

Opposite Day