Pet Peeves

Actors who Elastagirl (e.g. three-point-landing) pose in movies

Female broadcasters on the field during NFL games

People who face toward the back of the elevator

Actors who hold guns sideway in movies

Librarians

Balloon people

Fire-bomb-slow-walking man-in-movie scenes

Media members who travel to Europe and them come home and speak like them

Companies that sell the naming rights to stars that are already named (Ps 147:4)

Tiny women in movies who throw large men around like ragdolls

Backward talking Yoda sentence formers

People who steal my inventions

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  "Among some of the most underpaid and appreciated public servants going..."

You're right of course.  It's my bias and I admit it. 

Response to comment [from a Christian]: [ Librarians] "And besides, attractive women who are librarians are even more attractive because they are librarians..."

Response to comment [from a Christian]: "You resurrected a thread from 2009...[?]"

I've updated my top ten.

Pet Peeves