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Response to comment [from a Catholic]:  [Makes a cartoon http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7520299/] "...[S]enses can't grasp the things in themselves."

"What sense told you that?

"That was proven in the video."

I Kant say I agree. Classic.

Hobbes walked into a bar and everyone stabbed him.
Locke walked into a bar and had his wallet stolen.
Socrates walked into a bar but wasn't sure.
Aristotle walked into a bar and ordered half a beer.
Rousseau walked into a bar and voted on whether he should drink.
Plato walked into a bar and made everyone exercise naked.

Wait, there's more:

To be is to do -- Descarte
To do is to be -- Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do Sinatra

Ah, Bach!

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