So, Now What's Your Sign?

Leo 

"Don't whisper when you can roar." ~ Chloe Royale, Cattitude

Response to comment [from a "Christian"]  "I'm cancer."

We know.

There were these two chemo patients in a bar...

[Two chemo patients in a bar...] "And?"

You're the cancer. Tell the rest.

Response to comment [from other]:  "[W]ait for the people to come along and say astrology is evil and of the devil."

Astrology is forbidden (Jer. 10:2) and unprofitable (Deut. 17:2–5).  Do you trust your horoscope or fortune cookie?    Is. 47:13, 14

"Unless you made the rules, ignore them." ~ Mush, Cattitude

Response to comment [from an atheist]:  "I blink and answer, "Neon!" I thought I'd blow her mind."

"If you can't be the prom queen, be the drama queen." ~ Birdie, Cattitude

Mt 19:4, Deut 22:5.

Response to comment [from a "Christian"]:  "Astrological signs were traditionally based on which sign was "in the sun" when you were born..."

...More vain thoughts from feather problem (Ro 1:21).

Were you born in the year of the monkey?

"Worship the sun.  But act like it's worshipping you." ~ Puffy, Cattitude

Response to comment [from an athiest]:  "He was very odd."

Mt 19:4, Deut 22:5.

"Embrace you irrational love of shoes." ~ Spoofy, Cattitude

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  "I think it's funny when someone, even my daughter, is a huge believer in it, especially with people like me who fall into two or more astrological signs based on personality;" And [from a Catholic]:  [Answer to the Mind-Body Problem]

"Accept your body.  Augment your ego." ~ Bing, Cattitude

Response to comment [from an atheist]:  "Ever think that maybe you are the one with the problem?"

Would you identify yourself as a "child of light" or a "child of disobedience"? Mt 19:5, Deut 22:5.

See:

Reprobate

Perdition

"I'm a child of my parents."

Do you believe you are in right relationship with God?  Mt 19:5, Deut 22:5, Jn 3:18.

So, Now What's Your Sign?