Tribbles

Tribbles are soft, cuddly creatures pleasing to humanoid forms with Klingons being the exception.  Tribbles are asexual and born pregnant.  The :Commie: Federation first became aware of the tribble species on stardate 4523.3.  Source:  StarTrek.com.

What can we learn from the Tribble?  Is he lovable because he demands nothing of you? :o  Is he pleasant to talk about in polite company?    What do you image the Tribble's worldview is?  Such a cute thing would not judge others would he?  

Response to comment [from an atheist]:  "They don't "demand nothing of you" they ate all the grain in the cargo holds."

Real scientists did not tell you this. :rolleyes:  Why do you listen to shape-shifters?  

"It would have been a disaster if the grain hadn't been poisoned by that Klingon that looked like a human."

Romulan lies.  Tribbles are sugar sweet and wouldn't harm anyone (Ga 5:9).

"One minute there's a cargo old of grain, next minute it full of Tribbles.  Do the math."

Give us your numbers.

"Kirk almost got buried in them!"

"Almost" is the key word here.  Kirk would have been just fine had they taken over.  You're clearly tribblephobic.

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  [Tribble worldview] "I'd bet they have an opinion of anyone who gets between them and something edible. And besides that they certainly do judge Klingons pretty harshly.

I did not know this. Too bad I am not a Tribble scholar. You learn something new every day. 

Tribbles