What does it mean to be in the woodshed?

 

Response to comment [from an atheist]:  "I'm not bad..."

You're bad like the rest of us (Ro 5:8, 19).

 

"...just misunderstood."

 

What's hard to understand?  You're a man who wears dresses (Deut 22:5, Mt 19:4).
 

"I am not an obnoxious, hate-mongering troll..."

 

Sure you are (Jn 3:20).

 

Persephone66 quote: "...I'd spit in his eye, give him the finger, say a few things that I can't say here. Pretty much not hold back and let him know what I really think.

 

And then I'll ride away on the invisible pink unicorn and visit the Flying Spaghetti Monster and share a barrel of bloodwine with him and Chancellor Gowron."

 

 

[Men wearing dresses] "There's nothing bad or wrong with that."

 

According to perverted human wisdom.  Not according to God (Deut 22:5, Mt 19:4, 1 Cor 6:9).

 

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  "...[W]hining about the forum when, at anytime, one may leave, is being a pest!"

Can we still post in there when we've been banned? I'm just planning ahead.

 

Response to comment [from an atheist]: [Human beings are sinners (Ro 5:8, 19)] "...[P]arody, satire and just plain comedy are well over your head..."

 

You are not cute in any way (Jer 17:9). You are a wicked reprobate (Jude 15) in need of a savior.

"According to the real world there is nothing wrong with a man wearing a dress..."

 

You are a steward of your body (1 Cor 6:19). You are not living as God intended for you to live (1 Cor 6:9). If you use your body wickedly, you'll be punished (Mt 25:46). Clearly, you have sunk to the deepest depths of depravity (Jer. 17:23; 2 Pet. 2:14, 19, Jn 3:19, Titus 1:15, 16).

 

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. You jealous or something?"

 

You are not beautiful.  Any man who wears a dress looks hideous.  (Deut 22:5, Mt 19:4).

 

"I'm rather nice and sweet. That is when total scum, like yourself, isn't spewing hate at me."

You don't sound nice and sweet.  It would hateful of me not to tell you the truth (Ac 20:20).  Those who tolerate you (like a bad smell [Enyart]) hate you (Gal 4:16).  

 

[You are a steward of your body (1 Cor 6:19)] "And I take pretty good care of it."

 

You are not using your body in a manner that God intended for you (1 Cor 6:18).

 

[Not living as God intended for man] "Unless you are naked, stupid and living in a garden, neither are you."

 

We have been freed from sin's dominance in our lives (Jn 8:36).  You can too (Isa 45:22).

 

[If you use your body wickedly, you'll be punished (Mt 25:46).] "...I don't use my body wickedly. So nothing to worry about there."

 

Eccl 8:11

 

[Clearly, you have sunk to the deepest depths of depravity (Jer. 17:23; 2 Pet. 2:14, 19, Jn 3:19, Titus 1:15, 16).] "Clearly you have sunk to the deepest depths of stupidity..."

 

Jn 15:18, 19:15.

 

"I live my life as I choose to. I am free."

 

You are a slave (Jn 8:34) by choice (Ro 1:28).

 

"How does that make me a slave? Is it because I'm not allowing a Bronze Age myth to rule my life?"

 

Give us your best evidence to prove that the bible is a Bronze Age myth.

See:


Inspired Scripture

 

"The OT was written during the Bronze Age."

 

"...All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, thoroughly equipped for every good work (Ti 3:16-17, NKJV).

The Bible is inspired by God (
2 Timothy 3:16-17; 2 Peter 1:20-21).

The Bible is made up of 66 different books that were written over 1600 years (from approximately 1500 BC to AD 100) by more than 40 kings, prophets, leaders, and followers of Jesus. The Old Testament has 39 books (written approximately 1500-400 BC). The New Testament has 27 books (written approximately AD 45-100). The Hebrew Bible has the same text as the English Bible's Old Testament, but divides an and arranges it differently..." Full text:
How we got the Bible

Also see:


Archeologist's Spade

 

"Also, you fail at making websites."

 

Yes, you've already said this.

 

"So you are quite used to failure?"

 

I give out the word of God (1 Pet. 1:23). What others do with it is their business (McGee). Psa. 2:1–3; Psa. 118:22 Luke 20:17, 18. Isa. 8:14; Isa. 49:4; Isa. 50:1–11; Isa. 53:1–4; Matt. 7:26, 27 Luke 6:46–49. Matt. 8:12, 34 Mark 5:17; Luke 8:37. Matt. 10:14, 15, 33; Matt. 11:16–19 Luke 7:31–35. Matt. 12:38–45; Matt. 13:13, 58 vs. 3–14; Isa. 6:9, 10. Matt. 17:17; Matt. 21:32, 38–45 Mark 12:1–12; Luke 20:9–18. Matt. 26:31–35, 69–75 Mark 14:27–31, 66–72; Luke 22:31–34, 54–62; John 18:15–27. Mark 6:3–6; Mark 16:16; Luke 7:30, 34; Luke 10:16; Luke 11:23–26; Luke 13:34; Luke 14:16–24 Matt. 22:2–13. Luke 17:25; Luke 19:42; Luke 22:67; Luke 24:25 vs. 11,15–25,37-39.; John 1:11; John 3:11, 12, 18, 19, 32; John 5:38, 40, 43; John 6:36, 60–68; John 7:3–5, 12, 13, 15, 25–27; John 8:13, 21, 22, 24, 30 [with vs. 25–29.] John 8:45–47, 53; John 9:16, 17, 24; John 10:20, 21, 24, 33; John 11:46–48; John 12:37, 48; John 15:18, 20, 24; Acts 13:46; Acts 18:5, 6; Acts 22:18; Acts 28:24, 25, 27; Rom. 3:3; Rom. 9:31, 32; Rom. 10:16, 21; 1 Cor. 1:18, 23; 2 Tim. 2:12; Heb. 6:6; Heb. 10:29; 1 Pet. 2:4, 7, 8; 2 Pet. 2:1; 1 John 2:22, 23; 2 John 1:7; Jude 4.

Swanson, James ; Nave, Orville: New Nave's. Oak Harbor : Logos Research Systems, 1994

 

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