Who's Who TOL Style

Most likely to spontaneously combust--Granite:burnlib:

 

Most likely to join the "Obama 'Pieces' Corp.--PlastikBuddah :Commie:

Most likely to write War and Peace Pt. II--JW Stipple CleverDan

 

Most likely to be electrocuted--Freelight :idea:

 

Most likely to beat someone with a rolling pin--Happy Cetarian :sibbie:

 

Most likely to become an English teacher--chrysostom

 

Most likely to metamorphosize--Kmoney/Count Iblis :chz4brnz:

 

Most likely to marry outside his own species.--Alate_One :chicken:

 

Most likely to play cool jazz at the Blue Note.--Knight

 

Most likely to tee pee his neighbor's house--Gerald

 

Response to comment [from other]:  "Most likely to post off-topic one-liners .... serpentdove ..."

 

Most likely to come out of the closet tripping over the iron board whilst breaking his and/or her funny bone.--Rusha

 

Voted Ms. Congeniality (Hos 3:1).--Bybee

Response to comment [from a Catholic]:  "I never show up in these."

You must be too normal.

Help me out--who was that Catholic with the bloody mouth avatar who looked like a slut?  I have a who's who. 

Response to comment [from other]:  "What's worse than calling her a slut?"

Calling her a Christian apparently (Mt 12:34).

I don't blame her for changing it.  It was trampy.  Have we made an impression with Catholics? Mt 6:33. 

I forgot you, DaMuse.    Most likely to break her neck cogitating her own belly button (2 Ti 3:7).

Who's Who TOL Style