Response to comment [from an atheist]: "I'm petrified of going bald in later life..."
Why?
Everyone does that short hair look now. Culturally, it's a great time to go
bald if you must.
"I don't do the 'short hair look'.
But you may have to. Do you have an egg head?
Isa. 3:24; Jer. 47:5; 48:37; Ezek. 7:18.
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "If I put Rogaine on my back
hair, do you think it will become long enough that I can do a combover?"
Someone told me that they snorted a spider into
their nose, then hacked it back out from their mouth, and it crawled away.
Job
8:14; Isa.
59:5.
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "That reminds me (so I guess this isn't a truly random thought) of the time I got bit by a Puget Sound mud shark..."
Is this a fish story?
The guy who told me the spider story--also said that there was a guy who had
to saw off his own leg because he was stuck somewhere. Then, he had to saw
off his other leg--and he ate it.
I don't know if he's telling me the truth.
