Would
you share funny or bizarre incidents in your life?
We
were on the KLOVE cruise sitting with Christians
for lunch. When my meal came, I said,
"I love Caribbean pot!"
A female police officer at our table giggled
and said, "I'm not used to being around people like you."
It's a stew.
Response to comment [from other]: "Well, I was once told I looked live David Bowie..."
Figures.
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "[David Bowie] He has very long teeth. That makes me nervous...."
Like Kmo.
"I presumed it was meant as a compliment."
Only you would take that as a compliment.
So, you're an effeminate rodent?
"Er, well no SD I ain't. Funnily enough I've not managed to forge a lucrative career in the music industry and star in several films either (unless Watership down counts...)"
Let me educate
you.
It doesn't matter how much money you make.
When you are a man who wears lip-gloss
(e.g. David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc.), women do not find you
attractive.
A woman does not want to have to fight over the mirror with her man.
Example one
Example two
Example three
"Well allow me to "educate" you in return. I don't wear lip gloss..."
It's going to
stick.
"...Chanel no 5 and I don't have "The London Look"..."
You can
bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan?
"You ain't the arbiter of what women find attractive because there's plenty who find Brad Pitt and Decaprio to be just that..."
I'm not going to argue with you
about how attractive Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio are.
Look, you seem like a nice guy so I'm going to help you out.
Drinking tea:
Example one is acceptable
Example two is acceptable
Example three is acceptable
Example four is not acceptable
Would
you share funny or bizarre incidents in your life?