You might be a redneck if . . .
You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Ruth 2:7.
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "Hey now you folks do realize that "rednecks" is so 20th century. The proper PC term now is Applachian-Americans."
"Head into town like a Nascar winner..." Brooks & Dunn
