Left Winger Bites off Anti-Health Care Protestor's Finger
Response to comment [from a Christian]: "Any shots?"
Because of the dirty liberal bacteria that got in him, they were not able to reattach the finger.
Response to comment [from an atheist]: "Well, I guess there's no point in denying it any longer. We on the left have a secret agenda to bite off the pinky-fingers of all right-wingers. We weren't supposed to talk about it, but you figured out our dastardly plan. Now hold out your hand..."
Liberals--please stop biting conservatives. If the biter repents he can be forgiven. Bob Enyart spoke recently about Jeffory Dahmer: "I love Jeffory Dahmer" he said. He received Christ as his Lord and Savior. He was remorseful for what he had done. Even the homosexual cannibal can receive forgiveness in Christ.
Warning: Beware of liberals in search of finger foods.
"I didn't know the Chintu were biters!" ~ Ace Ventura.
(Ventura County)...Cue the Twilight Zone Music.
