Movie Quotes

"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?" ~ Sundance Kid, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"The Duck of Death" ~ Unforgiven
"Christmas is just around the corner, and what better gift to give a loved one than the Jack Hawk 9000? Available at Wal-Mart." ~ Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights
Abe Sapien: "Oh, my body's a temple."
Hellboy: "Well, now it's an amusement park." ~ Hellboy II: The Golden Army
"Game over man, game over!" ~ Hudson, Aliens
"A man has got to know his limitations." ~ Inspector Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry
"So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." ~ Biff, Tannen, Back to the Future
"No not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!" ~ Ginger Bread Man (Gingy), Shrek
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!" ~ Capt. Jimmy Wilder, Independence Day
"I'm your huckleberry." ~ Doc Holliday, Tombstone
"Inconceivable!" ~ Vizzini, The Princess Bride
"Strength and honor." ~ Maximus, Gladiator
"That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!" ~ Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Do the chickens have large talons?" ~ Napoleon Dynamite
"Get in my belly." ~ Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Hold on to your butts." ~ Ray Arnold, Jurassic Park
"Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail" ~ Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
"I am not being a martyr. I am a victim." ~ Bruce Almighty
"I'm not sure I deserved that." ~ Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." ~ Airplane
Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." ~ As Good As It Gets
"You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." ~ Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"It's my island." ~ Stephen, Braveheart
"I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry!" ~ Carl Showalter, Fargo
"Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?" ~ Cowardly Lion, Wizard of Oz
"No, your name dumb dumb." ~ Easter Island Head, Night at the Museum
Cameron: "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion."
Ferris: "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." ~ Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"No one knows what it means but it's provocative." ~ Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory
"You are not a Jedi yet." ~ Star Wars: Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." ~ Brody, Jaws
"I was born a poor, black child." ~ Navin R. Johnson, The Jerk
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?" ~ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." ~ Rick Blaine, Casablanca
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” ~ Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride”, Margo Channing, All About Eve
“A boy's best friend is his mother.” ~ Norman Bates, Psycho
“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse." ~ Michael Corleone, The Godfather
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” ~ Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part 2
“Yo, Adrienne." ~ Rocky
"We're on a mission from God." ~ Elwood, Blues Brothers
“He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!” ~ Jack Torrance, The Shining
“E.T. phone home." ~ E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
“They’re here!” ~ Carol Anne Freeling, Poltergeist
“Say hello to my little friend.” ~ Tony Montana, Scarface
“Wax on, wax off.” ~ Mr. Miyagi, Karate Kid
“I’ll be back.” ~ The Terminator
“You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife.” ~ Michael “Crocodile” Dundee, Crocodile Dundee
“I feel the need – the need for speed.”, Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Top Gun
“Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Mother***”, John McClane, Die Hard
"You can't be *passed* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am directly South of an idiot!" ~ Mitch, City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold
“You can’t handle the truth.” ~ Colonel Nathan Jessup, A Few Good Men
"Oh yeah, you blend." ~ Mona Lisa Vito, My Cousin Vinny
“Houston, we have a problem.” ~ Jim Lovell, Apollo 13
“Show me the money.” Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire
“Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." ~ Bubba Blue, Forrest Gump
"Wilson!" ~ Chuck Noland, Castaway
"Now, this car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. Why, it could be greased lightning!" ~ Danny Zuko, Grease
"Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?" ~ Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas
"I see dead people." ~ Cole Sear, The Sixth Sense
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" ~ Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"Rosebud." ~ Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane
"You talkin' to me?" ~ Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." ~ Jessica Rabbit
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." ~ Slim, To Have and Have Not
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." ~ Benjamin, The Graduate
"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!" ~ Mr. Incredible
"Life forms! You tiny little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?" ~ Data, Star Trek Generations
"I am not an animal! I am a human being." ~ John Merrick, The Elephant Man
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape [Granite]." ~ George Taylor, Planet of the Apes
"It's alive. It's alive." ~ Henry Frankenstein, Frankenstein
"Warriors come out to play." ~ Luther, Warriors
"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!" ~ Principle Richard Vernon, The Breakfast Club
"Exsqueze me." ~ Wayne, Wayne's World
"My precious." ~ Golum, The Lord of the Rings
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred." ~ James Bond, Goldfinger
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." ~ Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
"What we got here is... failure to communicate." ~ Captain, Road Prison 36, Cool Hand Luke
"I would like to buy a 'damburgen'." ~ Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Pink Panther
"Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing." Russell Kramer, My Fellow Americans
"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me." ~ Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
"So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!" ~ Liesl, The Sound of Music

"l'm going to bring his ass in." ~ Brain Not in your car you're not." ~  Stasiak, Fast And Furious
"Bleesed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness and my fortress. My high tower and my Deliverer. My shield, and he in whom I trust." Private Jackson, Saving Private Ryan
 

Response to comment [from a Christian]:  ["Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!"..."Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
Sundance Kid: [quickly] 1,2,3, go!" ~ Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid]  "I watch that scene regularly.... still laugh!"

Love it.  I should have gone with your line. :thumb: 

["She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out." ~ Princess Bride]  "There are only 1,297 one liners in the P.B. What made you chose this one?"

I changed back to the classic line 'Inconceivable!' but Humperdink cracks me up.  My favorite quote is actually:  "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ~ Man in Black, Princess Bride. 

"Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that."

Even better than the Pork Chop express! This is like the "Or" thread--Rocky vs. Rambo --Sophie's Choice moment.

"I think SerpentDove raided my movie cabinet..."

What a fun thread!  Moving on to classics ...I should have listened to Stewie:  "Rosebud!   It was his sled.  There, I just saved you two long boobless hours."

Response to comment [from an atheist]:  "They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Not for long (Rev. 3:21).

Response to comment [from "You try to hijack a MOVIE QUOTE THREAD to quote scripture?"

Quoting the truth of scripture is hijacking. Sorry, I don't always get the TOL culture. You have these terms--hijack, troll, cut and paste --when you try to avoid the truth of scripture.

I sense a ban coming; I guess.

Movie Quotes